From stang at subgenius.com Fri Jun 6 11:49:15 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Fri, 6 Jun 2008 11:49:15 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1156 - Live 1-6-08 - The Most Unwanted Show Message-ID: 1:00:13 A live show with Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Princess Wei extemporaniizing with Rev. Stang, who reads from various alt.slack papers comparing the Church to Scientology and Rev. Stang to Hitler. Songlages by The Opponent Process and Rev. Shayne Caplain join the noises of Mister Fernandinande LeMur and Rev. Norel Pref. Downloads: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this episode only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347080 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/4wzw68 OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html Alternate MP3 stash (radio4all): Download, podcast: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=27767 And on alt.binaries.slack (low OGG) and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack (high MP3): http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack 1 LeMur: HOS Intro #786 - Nuclear "Bob" 00:28 2 LeMur: PR Gnus #1408 00:45 3 LeMur: "Bob" Song #1023 - Neanderbob 00:17 4 Rev. Norel Pref: very very significant here 01:02 5 Rev. Norel Pref: peddling them reefers 01:24 6 Rev. Norel Pref: even if it's chronic 00:54 7 Rev. Norel Pref: what is happening to human beings_ 00:55 8 "Bob" Song #1023 - Neanderbob 00:17 9 The Opponent Process: "Beware Your Brain (Firesign Theatre Mix)" 03:51 LIVE YAK: Credit The Opponent Process, LeMur, Norel. Could use Dave's muttering as background muttering.. . recording from inside Dave's brain -- VOODOO CHILD cover by Earth Wind and Fire with DAVE voice-over - Wei-Dave nonsense over - Foreshort-loins - Stang creds LCD, EarthWind&Fire, our 'conspiracy music' policy - appropriate vs. appropriated: ruining great mixes by letting abject civilians dub over classics. Who controls the media? Media employees. Kooks, Media Ditch guys on Alt of Slack have demonstrated: Everything in the world proves that everything in the world is a pagan Masonic Satanic Jew. Kook letters... pause good bg music, replace it with WORST background music: THE MOST UNWANTED SONG by Dave Soldier explained, plays in background throughout. Dave quizzes Stang - bad music techniques become new stage of Bulldada. The gradations of Bulldada. "It's so dislikeable!" Dave strangeness - Ancient Folkie's Home - We want you to culturaly condition yourself - new tuba & bagpipes dance - could she forewarn those with foreskins on their foreheads? - Stang reads real news re: Rev. Chapin who ate brain of religious opponent and has been sentenced to death. JUDGE DAVE spaced out mess - Kook's List of What Hitler and Stang Have in Common. Kook belief that Maoist Chinese are Jewish-Masonic. New crop of all-purpose kooks we're getting. The gay Satanic Jewish Mason who lives next door. When you eat a SubGenius Brain. More similarities and differences between Hitler and Stang. The FreeMansons will free Charlie. Seque from Charlie Manson rant to "POWER OF SOUL" (Hendrix) cover by Bootsy Collins and Rev. George Clinton 10 Rev. Norel Pref: bosom 01:07 11 Rev. Norel Pref: gravely immoral behavior 01:05 LIVE YAK: Credit Norel, Bootsy Collins & Clinton. Dave pronounces PFUNK. Dave's Detective Dave music in bg with Stangration - Dave & Wei office scene - Stang reads SCIENTOLOGY vs. SUBGENIUS rant by MOROSE aka Dr. Holocaust. Credit Morose/aka Dr. Holocaust. Trying to get rich = Being Human. Anything works... Dave's Socialist Grandma singing. Popular Bullgirl Davina -- tuba playing rap opera singer with Xmas album - Dave weird interview with re: Chinese Lake Erie bowling resorts fondling, wisdom teeth - Wisdom Teeth vs. Wisdom teat - miasma of mortality - getting older - wish this show had subtitles - Intro to THE NEANDERTHAL SONG- LeMur's research 12 LeMur: "Bob" Song #1023 - Neanderbob 00:17 13 LeMur: Neandertal It Black 00:16 14 LeMur: HOS Intro #781 - Chinese Thunder 00:43 15 LeMur: PR Gnus #1409 00:10 Dave and Wei Chinese Lessons w/ Dr. Sinister - Dave apologizes to bound-foot Grandfather - The Most Unwanted Song ending. Learn the Secrets of X-Day! Annual Mating Migrations in their natural habitat - dentist nonsense - aboriginal god, learn more? 16 Rev. Norel Pref: I want you to be honest 00:16 17 Rev. Norel Pref: Let's give god the clap 01:07 Strange Dave Norel comments. Dave's North Sea Navy gunner experience with that guy Harry Bob Dobbs -- none of us will die, we're just gonna be tortured. His manic phase -- he was losing it. That was the end of me and god. I tried. Shoulda waited for him to stop breathing. Coulda saved god... YOU DO HAVE THAT CHANCE TO SAVE GOD, subgenius.com - Office Party at 7 am July 5, X-Day - We KNOW that we DON'T KNOW NOTHING - Dave on small Mayan village. Decapitation of Bob figure - rejoin ourselves at the knees - walk in path of "Bob" - Space Salesman, olium serpentum (Munchausen music) -- You Can Be Your Own Hero - Superior Mutant rant by Stang - better, only because different - YOU have the key to Bob's Wisdom teat - your lips are puckered. Suck on that stem of that teat we call the Pipe of "Bob." He'll share-- diseases, too -- we're all equal -- our diseases are growing. Everybody wants to - subgenius.com. EotW bit - Dave on What You Can Do. After you join, you can PROVE you do it, or THINK you can. This is the Nw Age. We love crybabies. Yak over: 18 Rev. Norel Pref: maxed-out-world.aif 00:47 We cling to religion and guns. 19 hos-clip4 1-rev shayne caplain 02:41 Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Fri Jun 13 12:08:29 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:08:29 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1157 - Priestess Pisces/Scientologism Message-ID: 1:00:00 We finally got around to using up the Norel Pref clips on Scientologism and Moneyism, and a great call-in Synesthesia show featuring the medical adventures of Priestess Pisces. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=349198 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/3nchef OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html Alternate MP3 stash (radio4all): Download, podcast: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=27850 And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack "PuzEv" = The Puzzling Evidence Show from KPFA-Berkeley, Feb. 22, 2008 with Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Hal, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardboard Robot, Rev. Ivan Stang "Syn" = Dr. Sinister's Radio Synaesthesia, WCSB FM Cleveland, March 9 or March 30, 2008 1 LeMur: HOS Intro #782 - Vomit Fuel 00:35 2 PuzEv -Drugs-Cleveland-Mayor,Station! 04:05 3 Syn 3-30-8e-BadBone-Goths-Face 03:23 4 Rev. Norel Pref: doomed to fail 00:55 5 Syn 3-30-8i-a-EotW-Boomers 02:35 6 Rev. Norel Pref: get some help 00:52 7 SYN 3-30-8n-Sinkholes-Alt.Future 02:33 8 Rev. Norel Pref: nazi pseudo science 01:30 9 Rev. Norel Pref: not a cult, ok, it's a cult 02:35 10 LeMur: A Little Off 01:58 11 Rev. Norel Pref: and may you never get out 02:00 12 Rev. Norel Pref: fish_ it's absurd!XX 01:00 13 Rev. Norel Pref: it's a cult! 01:37 14 Rev. Norel Pref: serious_situations 01:50 15 Tom Cruise 03:35 16 Rev. Norel Pref: Creed of the Scilons 01:11 17 Credits 2 KidWhatever 02:41 18 Kid Whatever ~ "For the Money" 02:24 19 Rev. Norel Pref: Order Now #1a - Chicken Video 00:40 20 The Beverly Hillbillies- Love Of Money 02:18 21 Bob Walkenhorst: Thirty Days (live at Record Bar) 03:45 22 Rev. Norel Pref: Business is business 00:37 23 LeMur: The Mormon #2 00:13 24 Syn 3-9-8l-Dobbshead On Pisces' Retina! 03:03 25 Credits 00:52 26 Rev. Norel Pref: completely burned out 01:01 27 Syn-3-9-8m-Dobbshead in Pisces-X-Day! End 09:21 28 Syn-3-9-8z-PiscesShowGood 00:24 29 Endclip 00:06 Background music in credits: The Flyin' Ryan Brothers new CD, TOTALITY http://ryanetics.com Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Fri Jun 20 18:59:18 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:59:18 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1158 - Rev. Susie The Floozy's DISEASE Special Message-ID: 59:23 This is really Rev. Susie the Floozy's astounding DISEASE Special, "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse Episode #720, a gigantic collage about anthrax and other wonders of warfare, originally broadcast on WREK in Atlanta. The world is about to end, and when that happens we at Hour of Slack take the Path of Least Resistance, which in this case is to rerun this great Flooze mastresspiece. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351521 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/4ozmtb OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html Alternate MP3 stash (radio4all): Download, podcast: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=27927 And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack NO LOG AVAILABLE! Background music in credits: The Flyin' Ryan Brothers new CD, TOTALITY http://ryanetics.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 Keywords Slack, Bob Dobbs, Hour of Slack, comedy, conspiracy, collage, satire, DEVO, X-Day, nudity, sex, Prairie Squid, SubGenius, Church of the SubGenius, Ivan Stang The Word of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Rev. Ivan Stang, Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Princess Wei "R." Doe, Dr. Hal Robins, F. LeMur, Dr. Sinister, Rev. Norel Pref, Dr. Philo Drummond, Puzzling Evidence The Church of the SubGenius Radio Ministry seeks to brainwash you totally into abject lifelong subservience to The High Epopt and Living SlackMaster, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Thu Jun 26 13:47:32 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:47:32 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1159 -- Pisces' Astology and Susie's Conspiracy Message-ID: 59:32 Rev. Susie the Floozy's amazing Conspiracy Special, originally heard on WREK-Atlanta's "Bob's" Slacktime FunHouse, comprises most of this episode, unless we are silenced by that selfsame Conspiracy halfway through. It is presaged by a tossed cross-section of classic Puzzling Evidence and new Radio Synaesthesia, and sprinkled on top with LeMur and Norel Pref collages. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352973 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/5m4ycg OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html Alternate MP3 stash (radio4all): Download, podcast: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=27969 And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack "PuzEv" = The Puzzling Evidence Show from KPFA-Berkeley, Feb. 22, 2008 with Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Hal, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardboard Robot, Rev. Ivan Stang "Syn" = Dr. Sinister's Radio Synaesthesia, WCSB FM Cleveland 1 LeMur: Beave It To Lemur #06 - Smoke The Pipe 00:39 2 LeMur: PR Gnus #1411 00:53 3 LeMur: HOS Intro #792 - Guard Join Make Help Learn Work Produce 00:38 4 Bob Radio - norel pref 00:23 5 Puzzling Evidence Show: Listener Zone 00:17 6 LeMur: The Old "Bob" Show #4 01:01 7 Priestess Pisces -- faith in slack 00:45 8 Rev. Norel Pref: the flattering tongue 00:30 9 Credits Intro 2 Syn 00:47 10 Synesthesia 4-6-08y-Future ofChurch 01:29 11 Puzzling Evidence Show: Subgenius Parade 04:14 12 Rev. Norel Pref: aliens go down my mouth 00:27 13 Puzzling Evidence Show: Almost Human 00:52 14 Rev. Norel Pref: can you believe that_ 00:34 15 LeMur: PR Gnus #1412 00:59 16 Rev. Norel Pref: darwin rocks 00:26 17 Synesthesia 4-6-08z-AnythingCanBeReligion 04:38 18 LeMur: HOS Intro #788 - Low Income & Uneducated 00:31 19 Synesthesia 4-6-08w-9-11-JFK-Hitler 01:09 20 CREDITs 01:03 21 Rev. Susie the Floozy's "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse "CONSPIRACY SPECIAL" 37:36 Background music in credits: The Flyin' Ryan Brothers new CD, TOTALITY http://ryanetics.com Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Mon Jun 30 04:12:10 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:12:10 -0400 Subject: [Hos] FOUR new Hours of Slack online for X-Day Message-ID: It's all at http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html We're taking off for X-Day and leaving you with several "advance" shows to remember us by. Hour of Slack #1160 -- "Bob" Science Vs. Dobbs Religion Several new musical entrancees help enyoungify an episode which also features some really old classic tracks from ancient, not very classy SubGenius Doktors. Music by The Large, Negativland, and Cuttlefish, and calls from Priestess Pisces and Rocknar, enliven old zombies LC Dave, Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Hal, Phineas Narco, Dr. Sinister and the late Prof. Chas. Collagery by Norel and LeMur space out the proceedings. Hour of Slack #XXX-11 -- Internet-Only X-Rated Episode Hour of Slack #XXX-12 -- Internet-Only X-Rated Episode Hour of Slack #1161 - Rev. Susie the Floozy's Ultimate X-Day Special Rev. Susie the Floozy is responsible for this extremely complex production, which was first broadcast on her show "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse from WREK-Atlanta on 6-28-08. This is certainly the most intense X-Day-inspired editing yet produced by any SubGenius, and it seems somehow appropriate that it was incubated only a few days before the end of the world. -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB