From stang at subgenius.com Sun Aug 3 18:22:38 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2008 18:22:38 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1163 - The Promise of 11X-Day - Special Report #2 Message-ID: 59:29 Dr. Hal and Lonesome Cowboy Dave join Dr. Sinister, Rev. Ivan Stang and beloved callers for a pre-report on the 11X-Day gathering, wherein SubGeniuses from near and far awaited the coming of the alien overlords who will save us all under "Bob." New collages by LeMur punctuate the show, and we are proud to premiere new music from The Attery Squash and Rev. Max Slack. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365205 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/5b7b4k OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack "Syn" = Dr. Sinister's Radio Synaesthesia, WCSB FM Cleveland 1 LeMur: HOS Intro #795 - The All American 00:13 2 The Attery Squash - "If It's Too Stupid To Be Said It's Sung" 03:20 3 Attery Credits 2 Sinister 00:58 4 Syn1b - LSD Rain Expected @ X-Day 02:11 5 LeMur: PR Gnus #1422 00:37 6 Syn1e - Intro to Pisces Rant 02:08 7 Pisces rant, Thursday Night jam - "Houston, I think we have a problem" 02:39 8 cred Pisces 2 dave 00:15 9 Syn1f - Net Gladiators, SubGs Vs. Lions 01:54 10 LeMur: Falling Behind #2 00:04 11 LeMur: Film #2 00:17 12 cred Lemur 2 Mark 00:03 13 Syn1g - Airport Security - Brains in Tubes - War 07:52 14 LeMur: Strike The Enemy #2 00:30 15 cred lemur 2 rocknar 00:04 16 Syn1h - X-Day Sky-Mauled Bullies 06:25 17 LeMur: The President's Speech 00:48 18 Syn1i SubDumplings - The Animal Underground 02:54 19 LeMur: "Bob" The "Dog" 00:45 20 ncred lemur 2 hal 00:04 21 Syn1k - X-Day Pisces - OvaryMaam 01:29 22 Rev. Max Slack - "planet of the clocks" song 03:49 23 cred MaxSlack 2 syn 00:36 24 Syn1p-r-q -X-Day Church Air? Angel Poop - LONG 16:29 25 LeMur: PR Gnus #1416 00:26 26 Syn1s - End-X-Day show 02:22 27 LeMur: PR Gnus #1415 00:06 The Attery Squash: http://www.myspace.com/theatterysquash Live X-Day stage recordings by Pater Nostril Background music in credits: Calvin Ball recorded live at X-Day The Amino Acids: http://theaminoacids.com Fat Free: http://www.myspace.com/fatfreemusic Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Sun Aug 3 19:35:46 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2008 19:35:46 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1164 - The Glories of 11X-Day - Report #3 with Dr. Hal, The Amino Acids, Pisces Message-ID: 1:00:28 In this densely edited episode we follow post X-Day narration from Dr. Hal, Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Rev/Princess StangDoe, Priestess Pisces, Dr. Sinister and callers (including THE AMINO ACIDS' Rev. Angry Larry!), intercut with actual live recordings from the X-Day event. A new song by The Attery Squash opens the show. Clips from 11X-Day stage recordings include The Amino Acids, Pisces rants, and some Chickenhed-tainted dawn awaiting-the-saucers moments. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365246 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/5b9ha6 OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack "Syn" = Dr. Sinister's Radio Synaesthesia, WCSB FM Cleveland 1 LeMur: HOS Intro #797 - Beady Eyes 00:36 2 The Attery Squash - "Haven't You Got Enough Disillusionment" 03:38 3 Credit Attery 2 IDRMRSR Connie 00:33 4 Connie & Ivan 1 - iDRMRSR 00:43 5 Syn1 - 1 Rocknar on X-Day 01:32 6 11X-Day: 7am - 2 minutes to go 00:31 7 The_day_time_ended_rupsture_speech - iDRMRSR 00:45 8 11X-Day: 7am - Yiyi-X-cross 00:26 9 credits 2 Syn 00:46 10 Syn76i-j Helms-Bozo-Aminos-EscapeSausages 02:40 11 11X-Day: 7am - Post-7-MoneyBackNewbies 00:37 12 11X-Day: 7am - BobSaid1998 00:54 13 Syn76l FropCamp - Bobtism-PhoneMess 03:19 14 11X-Day: 7am - staringatme-bipolar dumbass 00:22 15 11X-Day: 7am - ergotBobWafers XX 00:33 16 Syn76m-7am disappointment 01:15 17 11X-Day: 7am - DrDarkOnChickenhed 00:24 18 11X-Day: 7am - Chickenhed1 - Pabst X 00:49 19 11X-Day: 7am - HelloChikenhed drunks 00:39 20 HOS Intro #799 - Doesn't Belong Among Us #2 01:10 21 11X-Day: 7am - Outsiders! 00:47 22 Syn76m-n-7amChickenhed 2 Aminos 01:50 23 Amino Acids 07-Do Not Attempt 2 Flip Tape 01:31 24 Syn76o Aminos-UFOs-plague-Drs 02:40 25 Connie & Ivan 2 & Girls 01:30 26 11X-Day: 7am - One Morning a Year 00:28 27 Syn76p -Larry-PeeWee&TedRaimi 03:56 28 Amino Acids live 15-16-Prell 01:48 29 Syn76q -Rev. Angry Larry calls - Aminos UFO -Pisces-Alison 03:18 30 Amino Acids 16-short 00:24 31 Syn76r JustLikeBM-BurningManLawyers 02:06 32 Amino Acids 13-14 01:58 33 credit Aminos, URL 00:28 34 Syn76s-Larry -SubG Movie long! 07:31 35 cred 2 Pisces 00:08 36 Priestess Pisces, Fat Free & Aminos: "Where's "BOB?" 04:52 37 Syn76z-6 X-Day Thanks-Crdits end 01:25 38 cred 2 Modemac 00:07 39 11X-Day: 7am - ModemacJackingOff!X 01:08 The Attery Squash: http://www.myspace.com/theatterysquash Live X-Day stage recordings by Pater Nostril Background music in credits: Calvin Ball, recorded live at X-Day The Amino Acids: http://theaminoacids.com Fat Free: http://www.myspace.com/fatfreemusic Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Sat Aug 9 01:30:24 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 01:30:24 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1165 - Live On-Stage Show at 11X-Day costarring Dr. Hal Message-ID: 59:32 A truly live episode, performed before an audience on stage at Brushwood on the first day of X-Day Drill 11 (7-3-08). Cohosts Rev. Ivan Stang and Dr. Hal Robins address the most pertinent issues of our times, such as the fecundity of "Bob." Nonstop-talking Big Heads are interrupted only by short bouts of LeMuristic audio collagery. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366954 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/6crmcn OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html 1 LeMur: HOS Intro #798 - Electric Aminal 00:20 2 1 HoS03c-Start - $30 Memb 04:45 3 LeMur: PR Gnus #1420 01:04 4 HoS03d-Sons of Anak - Big Heads 05:20 5 LeMur: Centers For Diseased People #02 - Old Age 00:24 6 HoS03e-f-Sex- Xists- R U Cargo Or Fuel? 05:53 7 LeMur: Soupman #07 - Safe and Unharmed` 01:02 8 HoS03k-Our Hour-Time Control 02:08 9 LeMur: HOS Intro #801 - Aaaaahhhhh 00:21 10 HoS03l-Mummy-Frop-StangRant 10:45 11 LeMur: Bud #02 01:20 12 HoS03m-Buy Bob-Works Vs Faith 06:28 13 LeMur: HOS Intro #800 - I Like To Crack Skulls 00:43 14 HoS03n-Bob Fecundates 02:20 15 LeMur: Centers For Diseased People #05 - Appliances 00:20 16 LeMur: PR Gnus #1419 00:39 17 HoS030- Monsters - TC - End - Bulldada 08:56 18 Stang introduces Amino Acids 02:19 19 Amino Acids "Fear the Future" live at X-Day 08 03:43 20 end cred 00:32 Live X-Day stage recordings by Pater Nostril Background music in credits: King Kong Escapes Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com and http://piratecatradio.com The Amino Acids: http://theaminoacids.com Fat Free: http://www.myspace.com/fatfreemusic Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Thu Aug 14 16:16:46 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:16:46 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1166 - There but for the Face of "Bob" Go I (11X-Day 5) Message-ID: 59:38 Music by Fat Free, The Versificators and Max Slack, and brainshifting cut-ups by Norel Pref and Mister LeMur, punctuate an otherwise live 'Hour of Slack' from the 11X-Day Drill stage at Brushwood, performed before an audience on July 4, 2008. Dr. Hal and Rev. Ivan Stang answer many questions about J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and his Great Plan. Dr. Hal goes into some detail about the tampions used by bears to keep ants out of their butts during hibernation. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368587 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/5pff6k OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack 1 LeMur: Radio Alert #2 00:35 2 LeMur:HOS Intro #802 - Nothing Is Real 00:17 3 HoS04a - Dr. Hal Intro 01:29 4 cred Intro 2 norel 00:22 5 Rev. Norel Pref: NO SLACK 00:45 6 HoS04c- Dynamic Equilibrium 00:29 7 Rev. Norel Pref: Bob-a-Linx 01:23 8 HoS04f-7am advice-no body later 01:21 9 Rev. Norel Pref: bob smells all the time 00:48 10 HoS04h - Sex with Monsters - Women & Coffee Anally 00:57 11 LeMur: Subgenesis - Chapter Two 00:25 12 HoS04i2-Swag Shack - Bobbies - 7am - Stored Emotions 04:52 13 LeMur: PR Gnus #1421 00:12 14 HoS04j-X-Day Lesson - Xists Like Topless Ladies 02:02 15 Rev. Norel Pref: we believe X day 00:20 16 HoS04k-Big Turnout - Noisy Bands 00:58 17 cred 2 Versificators 00:08 18 The Versificators - "Right of Way to Piss Me Off" 01:09 19 credit Versificators 00:20 20 HoS04l-Rain Miracle - CAVE BEARS - X-Day 03:30 21 Rev. Norel Pref: so there's Dobbs 01:00 22 HoS04m1- Look To Bob - 7am 01:29 23 Rev. Norel Pref: we really are sheep 00:22 24 Bonfire1 - Mojo: Hey Stang - to Fat Free 00:45 25 Fat Free -- "Rocket Sauce" 02:19 26 Cred Fat Free 2 Hal 00:24 27 HoS04n1-Bear's Tampion - Broomsticks in Ass 01:51 28 Rev. Norel Pref: flash of subgenius 00:49 29 HoS04n2 - Bob Pics-Al Quaida Will Win - Involuntary Slack! 07:31 30 LeMur: PR Gnus #1418 00:22 31 HoS04n3 - Black Holes & Cottage Cheese 03:58 32 LeMur: Polar Bears Are Melting 00:42 33 cred Lemur 00:02 34 HoS04o - Church's Inside Joke -Outer Joke-Punchline 01:51 35 Rev. Norel Pref: we all smell 00:26 36 HoS04s-Noah's Hard-on - Chick Comics - Lying to a Jehovah's Witness 07:52 37 Rev. Maximillian Slack: "human zoo (slack off)" 03:56 38 credit Max Slack -end URL 00:40 39 Syn76a Hal HoS Title 00:10 40 LeMur: Bashcan Waball #2 00:25 Live X-Day stage recordings by Pater Nostril Background music in credits: Calvin Ball live at X-Day Music behind Live HoSlack: Stang, Lamprey Systems, Starwood Bonfire album, Swinging Love Corpses Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com and http://piratecatradio.com The Versificators: http://myspace.com/versificators The Amino Acids: http://theaminoacids.com Fat Free: http://www.myspace.com/fatfreemusic Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB From stang at subgenius.com Wed Aug 20 12:34:49 2008 From: stang at subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:34:49 -0400 Subject: [Hos] Hour of Slack #1167 - Live 08-17-08 - Feet of Bigfoot Washing Up in Soviet Georgia Message-ID: 59:28 Mostly live in the WCSB studio with Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Rev. Stang and Princess Wei -- our first live show in weeks. Much stored-up gas is released. Topics include The Bigfoot Corpse, SubGenius Funerals, Prehistoric Dave Men and Dave Women, The Pyramid of Dobbs, upcoming events. Rev. Norel Pref's collages are abused, as are those by that cut-up Fernandinande LeMur. New music by Mose Giganticus, The Flyin' Ryan Brothers, The Psycho Skeletons. Download: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/ Podcast: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/rss Podcast and MP3 this show only: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369824 Direct download: http://tinyurl.com/6gta6j OGG VORBIS(choice of high or low sizes): http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html And on alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.slack or http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack 2 LeMur: HOS Intro #803 - Yip Yap 00:21 3 20 Million Miles to Earth - Costly Move, from Present to Future 00:10 4 Norel Pref: I don't have a problem 00:42 5 clip from Memento 00:15 6 Norel Pref: keep your eye on bob 02:04 7 Norel Pref: mary had a little slack 01:02 8 The Last Winter clip +noise 02:40 Cred Lemur, Norel - So COLD. The Last Winter, Global Coolness Deficit, mammoth ghosts, Neanderman ghosts. Mushroom heads, weird to stroke. It's weirdling me! I'm getting all Slacked Up! Is this Slack or the Frop? More Bob More! More them Kind-Pils. What has changed us? (It's "Bob" ) (over "It's Just "Bob" by The Large). The huge pants of "Bob". Dave in Blunderland (Psycho Skeletons do Capt. Beefheart in BG). Hour of Slack turns you into a Psycho Skeleton. The Exoskeletons - a chitinous band. If you feel chitty, you're an insect. Wei's fingernail integument. Dobbson flies in chocolate fed to kids at Dobbstown. Dobbstown rocks! (with Flyin' Ryan Bros. Bg music) We've been in Dobbstown so long -- swinging through jungles. X-Day, Starwood, Rumble in Jungle. #1167, alive, has a brain. The show show has a brain after a fashion. Fashionable brain flying w/ Ryan Bros, Ryanetics. L Ron Hubbard stole Dianetics from "Bob." Ryan Bros stole from each other. Scientology is a satire of Church of SubG. In 50s they were new, SubG old. That urchin over there -- what spines! Get poked. The massacre after X-Day? Opposite - dead brought to life, shuffling to music of Friends of Chas Smith band. The Branch Davidian reign. At Rumble, Chas came as a rainstorm. SubGenius funerals question -- the various Chas funerals. Baptism of Dead, concert at Tiki Banzai, and naked women "raping" Rev. Steve Scynic. Those Brushwood dames are forward... baptised Alison to prevent bestiality. Screaming of Pink piglets! (with old Mummy music) - Do SubG women grows new organs? - hidden ones, with barbs. They'll clench and hold until they have your money. Barb scars on my attachment -- pursuing "Bob" with torches, lighters, Time Machine bomb -- "Bob's" coming. "Bob" sells new shoes to Stang, punishes Stang - danger music! What are those bloody clowns doing everywhere? (w/ Fellini CLOWNS music) - It was supposed to be a Bigfoot corpse. THE DEVOtional promo plug, Aug. 30, boojiboysbasement.com; Aug. 29, Jocko Dome-O art show in Cleveland; discussion of the DEVO Power Dome Flower Pot Hat, art by Winston Smith, KRK Ryden, Susie the Floozy, etc., benefit for Magdalen and Jesus. Our entry by us, Jerry Casale, St. Joe Riley, bust by Hellswami Satellite Weavers. If you come, you'll see "Bob." Listen to that clamoring for "Bob". Sure it's a joke - but is "Bob" ONLY a joke? No! Clouds of frop choking us! (Coughing) Show so exciting, got carried away. Origins of "Bob" swathed in mystery, and toilet paper, by teenage pranksters. The Turin Toilet Paper shroud, we'll sell that with the vials of water from Aug 8 - 8-08-08, "80" looks like B.O." -- must pause for PSA: 9 LeMur: Centers For Diseased People #01 - Turtles 00:47 10 20 Million Miles to Earth - Blast It, Bob - Come In Bob 00:24 11 Norel Pref: easy and free 00:45 12 LeMur: Eat More Pussy #3 00:29 13 LeMur: Gold #1 00:12 14 Mose Giganticus - "My Machine" 02:59 15 LeMur: Centers For Diseased People #03 - Unusual Animals 00:26 16 LeMur: PR Gnus #1424 00:53 Credit LeMur, Mose Giganticus, mosegiganticus.com. This station's outhouse has tiny writing on bathroom tile grout over urinal -- senseless radio jargon. What is mind? Is Mind merely the eructation of Brain? Slackpooey to You-ey. WHEN DID THE DAVE MAN FINALLY ACHIEVE MIND? -- Narration about the early Dave Men and Dave Women. Tired of living in Daves. Ug and Ort, start fire by rubbing organs together. Had not discovered the secret of hardness. The Pyramid of "Bob". 10,000 slaves died to carry the lintel. The secret: more slaves. Such is the might of "BoAoab!" Other gods sit in the Waiting Room of "Bob," the OverMind of all Ensoulened Beings. Elder Gods vs. Younger Gods. Could move mountains and my bladder. "Cibilized man TFT quote." Old people quoting Monty Python, Simpsons. A dangerous pose, not for the weak. (Indian guru Dave). The Temple of the Dobbs -- and tricky sex moves "The Monkey Proffers the Peach." A ticklish profferer. The Tickless Monkey we've been breeding for, but humans resulted. Hairless apes vs. Hairless Yetis. How do we make it clear? They have too much intelligence to understand the simplicity of "Bob's Word." The single note of Slack that "Bob" is playing. Each hears it different. As A-flat tire. Some feel it rising from between their legs. Like acid Reflux. Don't choke, but swallow the word of "Bob? Is he not the Sales Man? Dave's SubGenius Sales Seminal. Put you and urine on the map. Get out and sell! -- throw him in the Poor Sales Cell. Wei interrupts. Take a break and relapse in the Sales Cell. The bigfoot corpse photo from the Atlanteans of Soviet Georgia. Half human, half opossum! Beady-eyed Possum-Man, still playing dead? Could crawl out of those poebuckers' freezer any second now. It had PERFECT teeth. Retouched? I was retouched when I heard another Bigfoot had died. So few Yetis left in Soviet Georgia. Don't know if they're dead or drunk. Old Russian ladies who look like Bigfoot in Cleveland Bluffs. Dave's ancestors - Eurovians, from Davemania. Russian ladies of sturdy stock. We're forgetting something -- my grandbaby is due any second (August 17), to whelp first Stangie litter. "Not Man! Not Beast! But THING! THING!" Romulus and Remus' dad and 7 Hills. Dee-daw and Wei-maw. Grandparents named by baby-talk. I named my grandparents. Dave's grandparent names. If SubGenius was LOST, Dave would be Locke, Man of Faith. Stang: Man of Science Jack. (I look so much like Matthew Fox.) We only DOWNLOAD TV. LOST can be used like the I-Ching, guided by the Blast Door Map. 4-8-15-16-23-42. We got nerded out. Watched The 400 Merriments of Satan by Georges Melies, 1906, the Star Wars of its day. Must play recordings from 008-08-08 BOBOB Day, The Day of Connie's Ovaries. Church URL. 17 Norel Pref: small and constraining 00:30 18 Norel Pref: spermon #73108 01:27 19 iDRMRSR, StangDoe live at Wheredy's: 08-08-08-Bobob Day 02:57 20 LeMur: Talk About Sufferin' 00:59 Background Music: 1 Flyin' Ryan Brothers "Totality" 01:06 2 The Large: It's Just "Bob" 01:20 3 Alice in Blunderland -PsychoSkel 02:05 4 Flyin' Ryan Brothers "Escape Velocity" 05:34 5 Mummy- Scary Music 01:50 6 Mummy Attack Music 01:11 7 Fellini's The Clowns allegro (Nino Rota) 03:44 8 Mummy Music2 05:28 Live X-Day stage recordings by Pater Nostril Background music in credits: Calvin Ball live at X-Day Music behind Live HoSlack: Stang, Lamprey Systems, Starwood Bonfire album, Swinging Love Corpses Dr. Hal Robins: http://askdrhal.com and http://piratecatradio.com The Versificators: http://myspace.com/versificators The Amino Acids: http://theaminoacids.com Fat Free: http://www.myspace.com/fatfreemusic Rev. Norel Pref: http://norelpref.com Dr. Philo Drummond: http://quiveringbrain.com Look for Puzzling Evidence show recordings by way of http://www.quiveringbrain.com "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 podcast: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba TO PLEDGE OR READ LATEST NEWS ON MAGDALEN'S CASE: http://www.pledgie.com/campaign/show/90 http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen_Part_2 Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen at subgenius.com http://tinyurl.com/jbpe8 -- The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.) P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (phone-fax 216-320-9528) Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Call toll free to 1-888-669-2323 PRABOB